Ralphie May (born September 11, 1975) is an American stand-up comedian.
May was born in Chattanooga, Tennessee, but raised in Clarksville, Arkansas. When he was seventeen he won a contest to open for comedian Sam Kinison, whom he considered his idol. Kinison suggested that May move to Houston, Texas to further develop his comedy routine. May graduated from the High School for the Performing and Visual Arts in Houston. He then moved to Los Angeles to pursue a career in entertainment.
In 2003, May was chosen to participate in the first season of Last Comic Standing. He finished in second place in the competition, with Dat Phan winning first place. After that, he appeared in comedy shows like The Wayne Brady Show and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. In 2005 he was the only white comedian to Black Comedy Show]], which also featured Mo'Nique, Rodman, and Vince Morris.
In 2005, May released his comedy album, Just Correct. Since then, he has recorded four Comedy Central specials: Girth of a Nation (2006), Prime Cut (2007), Austin-tatious (2008), and Too Big To Ignore (2012). He appeared in the movie For Da Love of Money. He also performed at the "Gathering of the Juggalos 2012."
He also often appears as a guest host on Rover's Morning Glory, a syndicated morning show based out of Cleveland, Ohio.
May has done three specials on Comedy Central: "Ralphie May: Girth of a Nation," "Ralphie May: Prime Cut," and "Ralphie May: Austin-tatious."
May has appeared several times as a guest on Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld, and Comics Unleashed.
May, at one point, weighed over 800 pounds. He began gaining weight following a car accident at 16, in which he broke 105 bones.
May married comedian Lahna Turner on July 3, 2005.
On September 5, 2007 May's wife Lahna gave birth to a baby girl by the name of April June May.
Advice For Ladies
Black Movie Theater
Girth of A Nation
Door To Door P###y
I Live With Mexicans
Martin L King
Smokin' Weed With Jesus
Girth of A Nation